- Me: I'm going to lose weight!
- Mom: hey sweetie, I just went to the store, I got 50 different flavors of ice cream, some waffles, 20 different kinds of chips, some fried chicken, a chocolate cake, and 4 boxes of Oreos cause I know you get hungry during the day.
How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally
Canada <3
(via miss-pandemic)
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
(via lostboy-mischief)
Hal Sparks | You’ve been saying those phrases backwards. Now, stop it. (x)
OH MY GOSH IS THAT MIKEY FROM QAF
I AM IN LOVE
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omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg
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